Yaldabaoth Has A Problem: A Pesky Author Named Derek Swannson Has Been Writing Books That Veer Too Close To The Truth About The Lord Of The Illuminatis Underground Activities On Earth. Intent On Destroying Swannsons Reputation By Fueling His Gonzo Appetites With The Rewards Of American Capitalism, Yaldabaoth Enlists The Help Of Jeb Beezos, The Ceo Of Glamazona Global Internet Juggernaut Thats Made Beezos One Of The Worlds Richest Menand Conye Best, A Superstar Rapper Who Happens To Be Married To The Worlds Most Famous Reality Tv Star, Limn Lardassian. What Follows Is A Parody Of An Increasingly Totalitarian Society Thats Already On The Verge Of Parodying Itselfa Skewering Of The Dark Side Of American Pop Culture And The Deep States Pathocratic Agenda Thats Darkly Funny Because Its So Deeply True.