The Producer's Guide To Avoiding Human

The Producer's Guide To Avoiding Human Is A Satirical Survival Manual For Anyone Who's Ever Wanted To Disappear Mid-meeting, Dodge A Coffee Invite, Or Ghost A Brainstorming Session Without Losing Their Job Or Their Dignity. Packed With Dry Humor, Printable Scripts, And Ethically Questionable Rituals, This Modular Guide Walks You Through The Art Of Strategic Absence - From Designing A Workspace That Repels Visitors To Crafting Fake Podcast Interviews That Satisfy Social Obligations.inside, You'll Find:door Hangers That Say I'm In Deep Creative Flow (and Mean It) Templates For Missing Things On Purposefashion Tips For Blending Into Walls At Networking Eventsquizzes To Determine If You're Ready To Go Full Hermitguest Essays From Producers Who Haven't Spoken Since 2014ambient Noise Hacks To Simulate Busyness While Doing Absolutely Nothingdisclaimer: This Book Is A Joke. It's Not Professional Advice.